Two clueless oddballs arrive at a club hoping to pick up some girls, but they both set their sights on the same woman: Caroline Cossey. After arguing over who saw her first, they decide to settle the dispute with a ridiculous aura-farming battle. While they show off their best moves, completely absorbed in the competition, two true alpha males appear, seduce Caroline, and take her back to their room for a threesome. The two weirdos keep battling without even realizing that someone has already stolen their girl.