I felt so bad for my Nana. Her friend passed away, and now she keeps thinking about when it will be her turn. Right after the funeral, she made a list of all the things she wanted to do but hadn't yet. At the top of her list? A threesome! The worst part is that she wanted my help with that! How could I say no? I thought I could just set up her dating profile and help her find two horny young guys. I didn't think the second guy would bail on us! I can't disappoint her. If she wants a double penetration, she'll get a double penetration, even if I have to step in. Don't worry, Nana, I'll make this everything you imagined.