We’re always thrilled to showcase a new sex tape from Milky Way-based pair Captain Kirk & Yeoman Rand. Whoops, we mean Dusty & Peppermint! However, it only takes hitting play on their ultra-sexy Star Trek-themed role play romp to understand how we made the mistake. From the decks of the Starship Enterprise, the captain’s log reveals that the crew are battling an alien virus and only an as-yet unidentified protein may hold the cure. Facing certain doom, the captain and his yeoman declare their love for each other (and while they’re at it, Captain Kirk might as well mention how much he wants to taste her pussy). Filled with oral sex, fingering, nerdy dialog, and all the passion of a first-time fuck, we know we say you’ll never see acting on Lustery, but in the case of this intergalactic submission, we think we might just let that slide… Get into character with Dusty & Peppermint in “All To Please You, Captain Kirk” now!